L: You guys suck for not reading Harry Potter
J: You suck...dick
L: Well you suck Vagina
J: At least it doesn't cum in my mouth! *looks away in amusement*
L: *squints eyes in confusion*
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okiiee I'm going to rant about my idiot friends who are also going to read this...
So we were sitting at a table and there was this Ching Ching eating food the next table over and they were all just staring at it because it gave them 'happiness' -_-
When it flew away they were devestated.
J: We should name him
H: but wut??
J: Herbert !?
L & H: HERBERT HERBERT!!
Me: The bird flew away how are you going to identify him/her?
H: we could staple him in the leg or smth.
J: YOU CANT JUST STAPLE HIM IN THE LEG!
Me: thats cruel hannah..
L: How about we splash paint on it.
J & H: that seems like a good idea.
Me completely done with they're shit: The paint will dry and 'Herbert' won't be able to fly and he'll starve and die.
L gAsPs in horror
J: You're just mad cuz you don't like herbert.
Me: YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ITS GENDER
H: Then every bird we see we is Herbert.
J: Herbert 2, Herbert's mum...
Me: Thats dumb
J & H both slap me
HE IS NOT!!
Me: gosh stop abusing me.
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20.04.18 / FRIDAY
Lunchtime
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I know I haven't read Harry Potter leaavve me alone
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And dear friends if I get the conversation mixed up... too bad
YOU ARE READING
Out Of Our Minds
RandomJust a collection of me and my friends 'questionable' conversations. ( ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ) hehe Topics may range and you may think that we need help.... and we do. (◕‿◕✿)
