Red vs Blue Season 2: Male Oc

Rvb S2 E16 "What's Mine is Yours"

Blue Base
Tucker and Caboose are talking on the upper level.

Tucker: Man, Caboose. You were asleep for a long time. What were you dreaming about?

Caboose: Oh, nothing. I do not like to dream. I try not to think while I'm sleeping.

Tucker: That's pretty much how you function while you're awake, too.

Caboose: I think consistency is important.

Church comes up next to them.

Ghost Church: Well, you look ok. Then again, that's just the armor. How do you feel?

Caboose: Great! ...Who're you?

Ghost Church: Oh, come on! Not this again! How can you seriously not remember me?

Caboose: Oh, of course! I remember you... you're Marvin!

Ghost Church: I'm Church!

Caboose: I think I would remember a name that ridiculous. Nope, you are definitely Phil.

Ghost Church: You killed me with the tank.

Caboose: Dave!

Ghost Church: You insulted my girlfriend. You called her a cow.

Caboose: Karen!

Tucker: Dude, he called her a slut.

Caboose: Phineas?

Ghost Church: Your whole life is based around pleasing me.

Caboose: Wally.

Ghost Church: In fact, I think you're kind of obsessed with being my best friend.

Caboose: Milo?

Caboose turns around and whispers to Tucker, but it is loud enough that Church can hear.

Caboose: Psst. The new guy is pretty full of himself.

Ghost Church: New guy? What the- I'm not the new guy. You're the new guy!

Tucker: I don't know. I kinda like it. I could get used to calling you Rookie.

Ghost Church: Oh, yea? Could you get used to me beating you to death?

Caboose, again, turns to Tucker.

Caboose: Psst. What's wrong with the rookie? He seems mad.

Ghost Church: Oh, son of a bitch.

Caboose: Susan?

Red Base
Donut is attempting to jump onto the upper level, with Grif watching over him from above. Donut is making grunting noises as he jumps.

Grif: Donut, there is no way you can jump that high.

Donut pauses for a second after he lands.

Donut: Yes I can.

Donut continues jumping, chanting "Yes I can!" as he jumps. Leo and Simmons walk up to Grif.

Simmons: What the hell is he doing?

Grif: Losing a bet.

Leo: What did you guys bet on?

Grif: If Donut 'can' jump up here, he gets my armor.

Donut lands back on the lower floor.