"this is Candids, how can i help you?"
"hello?"
"oh, it's the girl with the horrible prank."
"hey! how dare you. it took me a long time to think of the idea."
"how long do you need to think just to get to the idea of butt dial prank? i'm disappointed."
"i would really appreciate it if you don't make fun of my thinking skills, okay? okay. secondly, my brain is slow so deal with it."
"i am really sorry stranger's brain, i didn't mean to offend you. i don't know what i was thinking. forgive me?"
"you do realize that my brain can't see you, right? however, it is so grateful for your apology. it is life changing."
"i don't understand why are you laughing. i went out of my way to apologize, what is wrong with people these days?"
"..."
"and she hung up, i'm heartbroken."
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Short Storya prank call that leads to a long lasting relationship *** "this is Candids, how can i help you?" "if you are in need of a good quality ice cream, there is a shop next to your house. honestly it is so good." "hello?" "maybe we can get it on the way...
