Not So Happy Campers Pt. 1 (again)

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"This is Camp Wawanakwa. Your home for the next eight weeks", Chris explained once we were seated on logs.

I had parked myself next to Gwen.

Justin had tried to sit by me.

I pushed him off the log.

Now Brigette sat next to me. I was fine with that. She seemed chill.

"The campers sitting around you will be your cabin mates. Your competition. And maybe even your friends.( I fist bumped Gwen) You dig?", Chris announced.

"The camper who manages to stay on Total Drama Island the longest will win $100,000"

Now that I like

"Excuse me", Duncan started, walking closer to Chris, "What will the sleeping arrangements be, because I'd like to request a bunk under her", he said, pointing to me.

I rolled my eyes.

Everyone wants a bunk under me *hair flip*

"They're not co-ed are they?" Heather dumbly asked.

Stupid. Of course they're not. *Sighs* Do you see what I have to deal with here? Absolute garbage. The people at juvie are ten times better than her.

Ayo, shout out to all my peeps back at juvie!

"No", Chris said and explained.

"Excuse me, Kyle. Can I have a cabin with the lake view since I'm the prettiest?" Blonde bimbo #1 asked.

"Okay. 1. You are the prettiest, but (Y/N) is the hottest",Chris joked with a serious expression.

I struck a pose when he called me hot.

Bitch, I already know.

"2. That's not really how it works here and it's Chris."

I rolled my eyes at Katie and Sadie going on about can't be separated and shit.

"This cannot be happening", Gwen rolled her eyes as well.

"I feel you", I patted her shoulder.

"Now for teams", Chris announced, "Jeff, Brigette, DJ, Tyler, Sadie, Izzy, Courtney, Izekiel, Duncan, (Y/N), Eva, and Harold."

Same Sadie and Katie shit happening again.

I walked over to the rest of my team and stood next to DJ.

I smiled sadly at Gwen, then returned to a stoney expression.

"You guys will officially be known as the Killer Bass!" Chris said.

"Hey there, princess", Duncan winked, " looks like I'm with you"

I raised my eyebrows and feigned surprise, "Really?! Are you?"

He just smirked and looked away.

"The rest of you are the Screaming Gophers!" Chris yelled.

"Yeah! I'm a gopher! Whoo!" Owen yelled enthusiastically.

"Yo..these teams are unfair", I pointed out after doing the simple math.

"Shush, child", Chris said, holding up a finger to quiet me.

"Don't call me a child", I growled, walking up to Chris and punching him in the face; knocking him off his feet.

"Uncalled for", Chris squeaked from the ground.

"Shut up", I kicked him.

Basically everyone laughed.

Wow I'm funny!

A few people even tried to give me high fives.

I left them hanging.

I fist bumped Gwen though.

And scowled at Duncan (who smirked back)

And smiled slightly at Trent.

"Alright campers", Chris winced when he got up, " you and your team will be on camera in all public areas during this competition."

CHRIS CONFESSION
"You will also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape with video diaries anytime you want. Let the audience back home know what you're really thinking. Or just get something off your chest."

GWEN CONFESSION
"Umm.. OK..so far this stinks"

LINDSEY CONFESSION
"I don't get it. Where's the camera guy?"

OWEN CONFESSION
"Hey everyone. Check this out. I have something very important to say..*fart**laugh*

(Y/N) CONFESSION
*Gets pushed into the stall*
"Hell no I am not doing this! Boy bye*flips off camera and leaves*

END OF CONFESSIONS

"Alright any questions? Cool. Let's find your cabins", Chris announces.

We all walked over to the cabins. Everyone besides me cringed at them. They looked small and old. And dirty and gross. But meh, I've seen worse. I like to call it 'Heather'.

"Gophers, you're in the east cabin", Chris said, "Bass, you're in the west"

Gwen opened the door to the Gopher cabin. "Bunk beds?"

"Oh joy", I spout sarcastically, waving my hands in a little rainbow and walking over to the Bass cabin; the rest of my team following.

On the girls side I walked over to the corner bunk and chose the top bunk.

I took out my iPod and plugged in my headphones.

I wanted to isolate myself from the other girls.

Heaven Knows by Five For Fighting started playing as I unpacked my things. I had an odd taste in music for a delinquent but it's a free countryyyyyy

When I was done unpacking I talked to Bridgette and she is really cool. Thank you for your time.

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