My bro roasting one of his classmates.
Bro: She has like, a scar on her forehead. It's her defining feature. She presumably got it when they cut her brains out.
Awkward silence.
Bro: The aliens, I mean.
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Philosophical Quotes (Aka: Stupid Things My Bro Says)
HumorThis book exists entirely due to the fact that my brother says some amazing crap. And I must document it. P.S. Literally everything in this book is a direct quote from my brother. I'm not even joking. He's twenty years old.
