I let the dog run out of our bathroom after giving her a bath.
Bro: Kaaaatie.
Me: Whaaaat
Bro: A wet rat just ran out of our bathroom. Kill it like the rest.
Me: Yes, Lord Guru.
*starts walking down the stairs*
Bro: NAAAAIL
Me: YES, LORD GURU.
Bro: Gather the dragon balls.
Me: *from halfway down the staircase*
Lord Guru, that would be a gross miss-use if their power.
Bro: *barely audible*
I'M ABOUT TO MISS-USE MY HAND UPSIDE YOUR HEAD.
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
Philosophical Quotes (Aka: Stupid Things My Bro Says)
HumorThis book exists entirely due to the fact that my brother says some amazing crap. And I must document it. P.S. Literally everything in this book is a direct quote from my brother. I'm not even joking. He's twenty years old.
