Brother and Dad talking about my bro's new Chemistry teacher.
Bro: He's got an ethnic name.
Dad: What is it?
Bro: Tarik Farhad.
Dad: ...
Like the dude from Shrek...?
Bro: HOLY CRAP HE IS LORD FARQUAAD CONFIRMED.
My brother has never stopped referring to him as, Farquaad and it's concerning.
KAMU SEDANG MEMBACA
Philosophical Quotes (Aka: Stupid Things My Bro Says)
HumorThis book exists entirely due to the fact that my brother says some amazing crap. And I must document it. P.S. Literally everything in this book is a direct quote from my brother. I'm not even joking. He's twenty years old.
