Driving through Carbondale, Illinois.
Me: Hey Alex, look! Vape Escape!
They'll give you your daily dose of mountains to treat your flat allergy.
Bro: Yeah, a Mountain Vape. *puffs an invisible vape* Ah, tastes like Mountain Dew.
Me: Nah, they just lock you in a dark room for 24 hours and expose you to various pictures of mountains.
Bro: Sign me up.
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Philosophical Quotes (Aka: Stupid Things My Bro Says)
HumorThis book exists entirely due to the fact that my brother says some amazing crap. And I must document it. P.S. Literally everything in this book is a direct quote from my brother. I'm not even joking. He's twenty years old.
