Restaurants...

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This page is dedicated to my sister. Her username is AquaKitsune she is the second person to comment on this book so thanks!!! Also if you have any good ideas, please tell me in the comments!!!!

-Savanna

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1) Eat other people's food.

2) Sit on the table.

3) Use chopsticks to pick up your straw.

4) Tell people about a pretend visit to the back of the restaurant. Make it as gruesome as possible.

5) Play wrecking ball on a kazoo.

6) Ask for directions to a rival restaurant.

7) "Sample" people's food by licking their plates.

8) Just lick people's plates.

9) Questions people's choice in food.

10) Claim to be a vegetarian while eating a hamburger and filling your plate up with meat.

11) Pull pretend hair out of people's food.

12) Play "Musical Chairs" and sit down in people's chairs. Claim to be on a winning streak.

13) Take pictures of random people while they eat.

14) Take selfies with people in the background.

15) Play chess by yourself.

16) Honk an air horn when people try to get a salad.

17) Dance behind people.

18) Lean over people having a conversation. Occasionally say "You have no idea how peverted that sounds." at every innocent comment.

19) Read this page to the whole restaurant and then leave.

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