𝕰𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖊𝖑𝖚𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝕿𝖗𝖚𝖙𝖍 𝖔𝖗 𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖊 [𝕯𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖚𝖊𝖉]

Flareon The Killer

A/N: Sorry I haven't been updating lately! Heres a new chapter! Also the picture of that flareon at the top is creepy so I used it for this! 

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Rose: Hello peoples!

Shadow: What up.

Splash: The sky.

Ally: Idiot, that was a retoricle question -_-

Splash: ;-;

Faun: Just do the dare already!

Thunder: Fuckkkkkkkk! My tequilas' gone.

Rose: ???

Vera: Uhhhhhhh, Thunder language?

Thunder: NO :P

Vera: I hate you. -_-

Snowfall: Wheres Kitty?

Flame: She said she doesn't want to see this train wreck, she took Annio, and Lumanis with her.

Snowfall: Is it because of the dare?

Shadow: Probably.

Rose: Ok, Faun, Snowfall, and Splash come with me please.

All 3 of them: Ok.

'Rose leads Faun, Splash, and Snowfall into a metal room and locks them in it.'

Rose: Ok, its done.

Vera: Good. 

Ally: I'll read the dare! Its from a good friend of Kittys, Shiggy Chau and she says: Put flareon, glaceon,and vaporeon in the same room and see if they evaporate, melt, and burn.

Shadow: Geez, thats harsh.

Thunder: Yeah.

Vera: I know.

Flame: I don't wanna hurt my bae!

Thunder: To bad your gonna have to!

Ally: Honestly, I don't care.

Shadow: You have no heart.

Ally: Because you stole it. ;)

Shadow: WTF!?

Rose: Woah hoho! that was some flirt.

Ally: Its a gift.

Vera: All of you shut up for 1 second please so we can get the on with the dare already!

Everyone: Fine.

Vera: Finally, now Flame go in the metal room and do your thing.

Flame: K.

'Flame walks inside the room and locks the door.'

Flame: Alright ladies listen up....Your all gonna die here.

Splash: WTF man I'm a male.

Flame: I know,  SO START ACTING LIKE ONE!

Splash: .....

Flame: Good.

Snowfall: How are we gonna die?

Faun: Yeah, how are we gonna die?

Flame: Cus I'm hot stuff ;)

Snowfall: >/////<

Faun: ......Ok?

'Flame does fire blast on  the roof and the metal heats up making the room 900000 degrees.'

Faun: Ahhhh! I'm on fire! Ahhhhh must have water-

'Faun burst into ash.' (Not that kind of Ash poke lovers)

Flame: oofff! That must burn. Get it burn! Hahahaha I'm so funny.

Snowfall: Ughhhh I feel like jelly whahhhhh! Your puns are terrible-

'Snowfall turns into a puddle of mush.'

Flame: Sorry babe, but this was a dare. and my puns are pun-tastic!

Spalsh: ONGOGMGOMGOGMOGMGOGMG! It looks like I'm getting sucked into Jumanji! Ahhhh! (You see that reference there)

'Vaporeon evaporated into the air.'

Flame: Done!

'Vera teleports into the room.'

Vera: You piece of shit! Puns are my thing!

Flame: Oh shit! Ahhhhh!

'Vera obliterates Flame into pieces.

Vera: Ok now I feel so much better.

Rose: ......

Shadow: Why do I find this cute?

Ally: I shoud've killed Flame....

Rose: Thats low...like really low.

Kitty: Ok guys were back- Holy Shit! I thought Snowfall, Faun, and Splash were supposed to die not Flame!

Rose: Yeah about that you see-

Vera: I killed him because he used puns.

Shadow: Yeahhhhh...

Annio: WTF?

Lumanis: Ok?

Kitty: The one day I take a break 4 people are dead!

Shadow: Yup. Pretty much.

Annio: Why!

Lumanis: Shut up Annio were ending soon.

Shadow: Bye guys!

Everyone: Byeeee!