Stupid Things #Wattys2014

Joke

A kid was asked by his teacher to go home and ask his family for some words.

When he go home, he went to see his mum. The player that she was rooting for in the tennis match just lost so she said, "Oh, damn."

Then he went to his dad whose football team just scored a try. So he said, "Oh, yeah!"

Then he went to his sister, when he opened the door she said, "Michael Jackson! Michael Jackson!"

Then he went to his little brother who said "In my little vroom vroom car!"

When he arrived at school the next day his teacher asked for the words he had learnt at home. So he responded with "Oh, damn."

The teacher asked the teacher asked if he would like to go to the principles office. He responded with "Oh, yeah!"

When he got to the principles office, the principle asked him "Who do you think you are?"

"Michael Jackson! Michael Jackson!"

The principle then asked him, "So how do you plan to get out of this?"

"In my little vroom vroom car! Beep Beep!"