Chapter Venti: The One Where He's A Prick.

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DirtyCliffo: I'M GONNA BE A DAD?!

CalmBrother: Uhm, yes?

CalmBrother: Well, I mean, you did take my virginity.

CalmBrother: So yes.

DirtyCliffo: OMG CAN WE TELL THE GUYS?!

CalmBrother: Yeah, of course :)

*group chat*

DirtyCliffo: I'M GONNA BE A DADDY

MukeAf: Thought you already were one?

AlrightLosAngeles: Wow, Luke.

AlrightLosAngeles: waIT, BELLA'S PREGNANT?!

CalmBrother: Sure am eheh

CalmBrother: Only around 2 months along though

DirtyCliffo: WHO CARES? I'M GONNA BE A DAD! A D A D !

DirtyCliffo: Oh wait, I realised how bad that sounded. Sorry, babe :(

CalsNotAsian: Holy shit, the prank really went wrong.

MukeAf: SHUT UP CALUM

DirtyCliffo: What?

CalmBrother: What?

AlrightLosAngeles: They had the idea to poke holes in your condoms as a prank

CalsNotAsian: conGRATS THOUGH

CalmBrother: are yOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!

DirtyCliffo: WHAT IF WE BROKE UP AGAIN?!

CalmBrother: OR ONE OF US REACTED BADLY?!

DirtyCliffo: OR WE JUST DIDN'T WANT A KID THIS EARLY?

CalmBrother: OR WE WEREN'T ENGAGED, YOU PRICKS?

AlrightLosAngeles: whAT

MukeAf: YAY

CalsNotAsian: I'M sOrRY

CalsNotAsian: AND CONGRATULATIONS AGAIN

CalmBrother: Thanks, bitch.

AlrightLosAngeles: no language around the kid.

CalmBrother: please, with Michael? Our childs first word is gonna be fuck.

MukeAf: ngl, that'd be cute.

MukeAf: Cause of the lisp babies have

MukeAf: It'd be more like 'puck'

CalmBrother: omg true

DirtyCliffo: I want our babys first word to be either Mummy or Daddy

CalmBrother: Probably Mummy.

CalmBrother: One of your babys first words already was Daddy ;)

MukeAf: tmi

CalmBrother: You admitted to having a Daddy kink. Go away.

MukeAf: Shut up

DirtyCliffo: Shut up, Luke.

CalmBrother: :) <3

DirtyCliffo: :* <3

CalsNotAsian: Awwwwwww

AlrightLosAngeles: How

AlrightLosAngeles: is your relationship so cute

CalsNotAsian: Like, unfair.

MukeAf: It's nearly as cute as me :D

DirtyCliffo: Shut up, Luke.

CalmBrother: Shut up, Luke - Baby and Baby Mumma.

CalsNotAsian: Shut up, Luke.

AlrightLosAngeles: Shut up, Luke.

MukeAf: :(

MukeAf: Everyone's so mean to me

CalsNotAsian: I cuddle you

AlrightLosAngeles: I am your sober driver when you're drunk

DirtyCliffo: I am your fake girlfriend when you're in need of a relationship

CalmBrother: I am myself, cause my presence is a present.

MukeAf: Okay, I'm happy now :)

DirtyCliffo: good :)

CalmBrother: . . .

CalmBrother: muke.

MukeAf: muke af*

DirtyCliffo: shut up, Luke.

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Hey guys!

Hope you enjoyed this chapter, thank you for reading even if you didn't!

I love you all so, so much!

Peace out, yo!

~Bels Xx

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