Shrek was a lonely creature. He had a troubled life, and had been a 40 year old virgin.
Shrek had only two close friends which had been his lays chip and a tissue from his past divorce with Fionayancé.
"I need a change" said Shrek. "I need to get out in the real world and show these misfits what I'm really made of".
" I love me, and I loooove the bootay." That's what Shrek would chant every morning and night.
"I need to make a change in my life. I want that pungent ass"!
So one hour later after Shrek had reminisced about his future, he had set off into the main lands of Pompeii.
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The Special Moment
AdventureThis is the life story on how a swamp loving jaloopy meets and marries a fashion designer/rapper/biggest icon in the music industry.
