Two hours had past from the last incident in the fields. Shrek still hasn't found any Popeyes, and he's getting pretty orgressive.
"Gee what a day this has been!" Said Shrek. "I need some fucking food like NOWW"! ROAAARRR!!
Shrek walked down the road to stumble across a Chevron gas station. One old man had been pumping ass and gas when Shrek decided to walk up.
"Hello! I'm Shrek!" "I don't really know you, but I kinda want to! And would like to know if you can give me a ride to the closest food joint (preferably Popeyes). The man said "fuck you you green candle wax looking bitch wad."
"Well holy shit!" Said Shrek. "You folks are as salty as rats in a pickle barrel!" The man started laughing!!! "Well if it isn't a foreigner walking about the parts of lil ol Pompeii lol. Nice to meet you, I'm Bobo! What's your name son?" "My names Shrek Whitefoot, but I'm known as just Shrek by my lays chip and tissue, but don't let me get into that, it's a whole other story!"
"Well I don't know what the fuck you just said, but I'll pretend I didn't hear that mumbo jumbo bullshit and only heard Shrek!" Said Bobo.
"Let's go on a ride to the store" said Bobo. "OK" said Shrek.
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The Special Moment
AdventureThis is the life story on how a swamp loving jaloopy meets and marries a fashion designer/rapper/biggest icon in the music industry.
