The world:
OH YALL SHOULD NEVER DO THE TIDE POD CHALLENGE.
Also the world:
Come and buy the new Nine percent tide pods now :D
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ZhengTing: You know that Cheng Cheng makes a good math equation.
Justin: what?
ZhengTing: Cheng Squared.
Justin: using the same logic, hi Jung squared
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Nine percent on Mother's Day:
Lin Yan Jun: *probably pranking his mum with those jokes of his ._.*
You Zhang Jing: *wishes actual mum then stares at Yan Jun.
Fan Cheng Cheng and Justin: *Probably be wishing Zheng Ting.
ZhengTing : *expects all Yue Hua trainees to wish him too *
Cai Xu Kun: *Probably blessing Ikuns with a selfie*
Chen Li Nong: *Spends day with mum live on Instagram*
Wang Zi Yi and Xiao Gui: *Probably be like writing down rap lyrics for their mums:)*
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When I see my battery percentage.
Me: Woah. Nine percent.
Nice number.
*continues staring at it until it turns 8% then charge it ._. *
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Mc: Tell us the favourite thing about yourself.
You Zhang Jing: My voice
Lin Yan Jun: *smirks* My height :)
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Cai Xu Kun: Do you like chemistry?
Zhu Zheng Ting: No, it's too tough.
Cai Xu Kun: Yea !
Wang Zi Yi: Aw you two have no chemistry between each other :)
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Justin:
When I was young I used to think everyone except me was a gummy bear.
And that if I didn't like someone I could devour them up and they still taste sweet :)
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Justin: You know what's the difference between a pig and you?
Fan Cheng Cheng: One lives near mud puddles while I live in your heart.
Justin: Pfft wrong you are fatter .
*Cheng Cheng chasing Justin around ready to smack his ass*
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Fan Cheng Cheng: Kun Kun Ge Ge , Zheng Ting wanted to me to ask you....
ZhengTing: WHAT THE HECK ARE U DOING CHENG CHENG SHUT UP!
Cai Xu Kun: Just let him finish.
Zheng Ting: *Glares at Cheng Cheng*
Fan Cheng Cheng: I um ... Do you like anyone? Or who's your favourite person in the group?
Cai Xu Kun: You could just have said I like you.
Fan Cheng Cheng: ok... WAIT WHAT?!
*Cai Xu Kun carries Fan Cheng Cheng to his room*
*Fan Cheng Cheng tries to seek help form Zheng Ting but um well, Zheng Ting is too hurt and shocked to move.*
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A/N: Y'all ChengKun is real :) have you seen the episode when Cheng Cheng was cutely scratching Xu Kun's leg IM XHLSSNBZNZJSJ
But ZhengKun is still my TOP ship :D
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Justin: Mum, what would happen if I die?
Zheng Ting: Oh you'll be send to a world full of gummy bears :)
Justin: Wait ... how do you know?
Zheng Ting: Your mum is always right.
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