respect your hyungs | namkook

drag queens and asses

versataeonthefloor: junglebook came over today and I just so happen to have namjoon hyung over

despacijeon: don't you fucking do it

versaetaeonthefloor: JUNGKOOK WAS STARING AT NAMJOON'S ASS

-sockjean: i would totally bang joon but it's safe to say that he has no ass

despacijeon: k

disgustD: namjoon has an ass?

-sockjean: no false alarm, tae was just saying how jungkook was staring at Namjoon's ass

-sockjean: *flat ass

despacijeon: why y'all gotta do my man like that

disgustD: wym "my man" ?

versaetaeonthefloor: wym "do him"

-sockjean: if johncook won't make his move i'll do joon

seokmedaddy: are we talking about namjoon's non-existent ass?

disgustD: we love an intellect

versataeonthefloor: shut up yoongi we get it

jimothy: wtf guys

jimothy: i'm tryna watch rupaul's drag race with taemin

jimothy: I'M ALREADY ON SEASON SEVEN AND I STARTED WATCHING YESTERDAY

jimothy: KATYA IS THE BEST FUCKING BITCH

despacijeon: if you like it so much then maybe you should become a drag queen

jimothy: whats my drag name

-sockjean: weren't we just talking about namjoon's ass about a couple minutes ago?

despacijeon: how about j-nizzle

jimothy: how about NO

versataeonthefloor: well apparently now it's about jimin's new drag name

seokmedaddy: what about sugar minmin

jimothy: why the fuck does that sound...decently good?

despacijeon: hoseok's secretly a drag queen

-sockjean: wonder how yoongi feels

disgustD: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOW I FEEL

versataeonthefloor: hoseok would have a nice ass but jimin would have a nicer one

-sockjean: i strongly disagree

jimothy: Taemin says hi

seokjin: tell him i say violet is the winner of season seven

jimothy: YOU BITCH

jimothy: taemin says he's gonna cut up your wigs when you sleep

namjune: why am I not surprised that i entered the chat reading all of this