project namkook(get jk to stop the disrespect)

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seokmedaddy added jimothy, versataeonthefloor and -sockjean

seokmedaddy: listen up vagaina chips

jimothy: first of all

versataeonthefloor: hoseok what the hell is this

-sockjean: i'm getting finger detailing , what are y'all doing

jimothy: a manicure

-sockjean: no

-sockjean: hand detailing

jimothy: WHAT'S OUR PURPOSE HERE AND WHY DID YOU MAKE THIS CHAT

seokmedaddy: can y'all wait?

seokmedaddy named the chat project namkook


jimothy: im so glad i wasn't the only one who thought this

-sockjean: i love namjoon but i do admit they would be good together

versataeonthefloor: if this means he'll stop being a brat then i'm in

jimothy: wait why didn't you add yoongi?

seokmedaddy: well uh

-sockjean: PANICKED GAY

jimothy: PANICKED GAY

versataeonthefloor: PANICKED FUCKING GAY

seokmedaddy: WHAT Y'ALL MEAN PANICKED GAY

jimothy: isn't it obvious?

-sockjean added disgustD to project namkook

seokmedaddy: fuck you and your kids and you're kids' kids

versataeonthefloor: how nice

-sockjean: hey yoongi!

disgustD: you seem oddly nice today

-sockjean: bitch am I not nice to you?

disgustD: YEAH UR GREAT

disgustD: sO wait

disgustD: WhAt is thIs?

versataeonthefloor: can you read

disgustD: uh yeah

Versataeonthefloor: then what does the fucking group chat name say?

disgustD: okay relax, uh, project namkook

seokmedaddy: no Yoongi I thought it said anal bead

jimothy: where the fuck did you get anal beads from

seokmedaddy: I hope you eat shit one day

-sockjean: yikes Hoseok isn't in a good mood I wonder why

versataeonthefloor: okay can we just get to the project already

-sockjean: OKAY Y'ALL LISTEN NAMJOON IS ALWAYS FUCKING SILENT

-sockjean: he left the last time but I added him back and no one noticed

-sockjean: but anyway

-sockjean: we finna need to get that man outta of his porn corner and start being more active

disgustD: porn corner

disgustD: I'll take 3

versataeonthefloor: Yoongi stfu

jimothy: no u

seokmedaddy: maybe if joon starts coming in the chat often jungkook will start having respect

-sockjean: THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT

seokmedaddy: I KNOW

disgustD: someone explain to me why Namjoon has a girlfriend

-seokmedaddy: fucking hetero

disgustD: WhAt

seokmedaddy: what

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