A.Lightwood: HIIIIIIIII
StarsWars4Life: Um....hi?
A.Lightwood: SIMON!!! ITS YOO
StarsWars4Life: Did Alec just say 'yoo'?
Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Yes, yes he did.
Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Alec, are you okay?
A.Lightwood: YAY!! CLAYR'S GERE
Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Oh dear.
BadassInStilettos: What is going on over here?
NaturallyBlond: Normally, I wouldn't be concerned but when Alec's happy about Clary's existence something is definitely wrong.
Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Hey!
StarsWars4Life: I mean, it's true.
A.Lightwood: STOP INSULTINH CLRYA SHES MY BEST FREINF
Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Okay yeah he's drunk.
A.Lightwood: CMARY HOW COULD YOO
A.Lightwood: EVERYONE SHUT UP
BadassInStilettos: Why....?
A.Lightwood: BECAUSE I WANT TO TALK
A.Lightwood: ABOUT MY BOYDRIEND
A.Lightwood: MAGBUS
NaturallyBlond: 'Magbus'
A.Lightwood: Don't insult my boyfriend.
NaturallyBlond: But it wasn't even me!
A.Lightwood: Shut up
A.Lightwood: MAGBUS IS THE HIGH WALRCK OF BROKLYN WND HE SEEMS SO POWERUFL BUT HES RALLY JSUT A BIG OLD SOFTIE AND HES SO ADRUBLE AND HE LETS ME CUDLE HIM WHCIH IS WHY HES SO NICE AND WARMAND FLUFFLY AND GORGEOUS
A.Lightwood: AND HES SO HTO HAVE TOU SEEN HIM SHIRTLESS
NaturallyBlond: I'd rather not.
BadassInStilettos: Alec, have you ever heard of proof reading?
Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: I never thought I'd see the day Alec Lightwood gets drunk.
A.Lightwood: WHAT
A.Lightwood: WHOS DRUBK
NaturallyBlond: ...you, Alec.
A.Lightwood: IM NOT DRUNK
WolfGirl: Uh huh. Right.
NaturallyBlond: Alec, where are you?
A.Lightwood: At my boyfriend's loft.
NaturallyBlond: Okay then. Where's your boyfriend?
A.Lightwood: On top of me.
NaturallyBlond: That is absolutely disgusting.
Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Agreed.
BadassInStilettos: Usually, I would find this adorable.
WolfGirl: I wouldn't. And I still don't.
BadassInStilettos: But I don't know if I should be worried or amused at this point.
Raphael: You could just ignore the entire situation and hope that it eventually just goes away.
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