Lightwood Siblings

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BadassInStilettos has added A.Lightwood and NaturallyBlond to this conversation.

BadassInStilettos: Hey Alec, hey Jace.

NaturallyBlond: Hey, Iz.

A.Lightwood: What is this?

NaturallyBlond: ....It's a group chat, Alec.

A.Lightwood: Shut up.

A.Lightwood: Why do we have yet another group chat? Isn't the first one enough?

BadassInStilettos: Oh, come on, Alec. It'll be fun! It's just the three of us.

A.Lightwood: That's exactly why it won't be fun at all.

NaturallyBlond: Why can't you ever be happy?

A.Lightwood: Because people like you exist.

NaturallyBlond: Parabashit.

A.Lightwood: Look who's talking.

NaturallyBlond: You're the stupid one.

A.Lightwood: Really? If I recall correctly, you just asked me last week if gay people have feelings.

BadassInStilettos: I....wow.

A.Lightwood: He also wanted to know if he would become twice as big or disappear if he ate himself.

NaturallyBlond: It's a valid question!

A.Lightwood: WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT EATING YOURSELF IN THE FIRST PLACE

NaturallyBlond: My mind isn't boring like yours.

BadassInStilettos: Okay, Knock it off. Both of you, apologize.

A.Lightwood: Fine.

A.Lightwood: Jace, I'm sorry you're stupid.

NaturallyBlond: Izzy!

BadassInStilettos: Alec....

A.Lightwood: Okay, okay.

A.Lightwood: Sorry, Jace. Really.

NaturallyBlond: Apology accepted.

A.Lightwood: Aren't you supposed to say it back?

NaturallyBlond: But I didn't say anything wrong.

A.Lightwood: Izzy!

BadassInStilettos: Jace....

NaturallyBlond: Fine.

NaturallyBlond: Sorry, Alec.

A.Lightwood: It's okay.

BadassInStilettos: Why are you two like this?

NaturallyBlond: Like what?

BadassInStilettos: Little kids.

BadassInStilettos has renamed this conversation to 'Lightwood Siblings'

NaturallyBlond: Now who's the kid?

BadassInStilettos: Do you have any better names?

NaturallyBlond: I do, actually.

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