Unlikely // c.h

0.2 World War Never-Fucking-Ending 3

16th June

I took a deep breath and unlocked my door,

"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!" My dad, Steven, asked,

"I stayed with a friend,"

"Were you drunk is that why you never came home?"

"No! She was, I needed to look after her," I said lying. If he knew I was with a boy he would ground me and ban me from any kind of human contact for 50 years,

"Fine, is that a boys top?" He asked,

"It's her brothers, she threw up on my dress,"

"Well where's you dress?" He asked,

"She's getting it dry cleaned for me,"

"Well that was nice of her," He said smiling,

"She's a very nice person," I said,

"It wasn't Jen or Gemma was it?"

"No it was a girl in my Science class, we worked on a project together," I said, he nodded his head and walked into the kitchen.

I ran up the stairs and plugged my phone in to charge, I sat waiting for the little apple to disappear and for my lock screen to appear. When it did I waited for the messages to come in, the first one I answered was Jen's,

To: Perrie                                                                                                           From: Jen                                                                                                                     Why the hell are there rumours going around about you and Calum Hood? What happened with Matt? I heard he slept with Harriet the slut

I hit dial on her contact and waited for her to answer, I tapped my nails against my bedside table because she was taking a while,

"Perrie! Oh my God you're okay, thank God,"

"You just overused the word God," I told her,

"What the hell has happened Perrie?"

"I was running away from Matt because he was drunk and you know he says horrible things when he is drunk,"

"Yeah,"

"So I ran up the stairs and into the first room which happened to be Calum's and he was in there,"

"Yeah, what happened with Matt?"

"I'm getting there! After speaking to Calum for a bit I opened the door and saw Matt kissing Harriet, I swore and Calum walked over to see what I was swearing about. Calum said I didn't look like someone to be with a jock, I mean how rude is that? But anyway Calum asked for Matt's name and when I told him it he shouted Matt and Matt was all like what do you want Hood and why are you with my girlfriend? Then Calum pulled the top of my dress down so you could see me shoulder and he kissed it. He then told me to shut the door so I did and that gave Matt the impression we were going to sleep together. Then I went the toilet, found out Calum supports Liverpool and stuff like that. I told him I was a virgin which didn't surprise him. Then I opened the door to see if Matt was angry but he dragged Harriet in a room and because I was angry I may or may not have had sex with Calum. I did have sex with Calum,"

"YOU HAD SEX WITH CALUM HOOD? ARE YOU CRAZY?!" She shouted,

"No, I was tipsy,"

"Oh my God, what happened this morning?" She asked,

"I helped him clean up,"

"He didn't kick you out?"

"No, he lent me his sisters jeans because I only had a dress,"

"So you helped him clean in a pair of jeans and your bra?" 

"No he lent me a top," I said,

"Well that was an eventful party," She said,

"When I woke up in the morning he had dressed me in one of his tops and a pair of his boxers,"

"Why?" She asked,

"He said something about me being insecure last night and him not wanting me to wake up insecure," 

"That is the cutest thing I've ever heard, even if it does involve Calum," She said, I heard shouting in the background and Jen sighed,

"World War Never-Fucking-Ending 3," She said,

"See you in 10?" I asked,

"See you in 10," She answered putting the phone down.