Mackenzie and Madison are Taylor Swift and Shrek's children. You might think that's pretty cool until you don't know if your ''special-someone'' likes you for you, or for your dad.
Because let's be honest, when your dad is that much of a hot model...
Ah shit. She passed out. Jade jumps besides me. Ethan is on the ground, face covered of blood.
''Next time, it'll be in the dick.'' She said. ''If he has one.''
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''Anyways. Don't worry about her. I'll take care of her.'' She continues. ''Oh and... Did you ever meet my cousin?''
Of course not bitch. We just met... Oh no. I don't want any more weird shit in our family. She's going to force me on a date with him.
''Ugh. Yes.''
''You... Do?'' She says surprised.
''YES.'' I say instant regretting lying to her.
''Then... What's his name.''
''Adddd-riiiiiiiii-eeeeeeennn?''
''What?''
''Adrien.''
''Oh. You do.''
''YES. OF COURSE.'' I start awkwardly laughing. What are the chances?
''Then you know what profession he's in? Right?''
I said the first thing that came to mind. ''STRIPPER PROSTITUTE.''
''What's his work place?''
''CHURCH.'' Oh no. I fucked up. A stripper prostiture that works in a church?!
''Correct!''
Again.
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''What does he normally wear?''
''Ugh. Flip flops...?''
''Made of what?''
''.................Salad.''
''Ah. What's his favorite shirt?''
''A... 50 CENT SHIRT.''
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''Of course. If you know all of this, you must know he's a huge fan of 50 cent, What's his hair like?''
''Ugghhh... Blu pigtails.
''NO. WRONG. YOU DON'T KNOW HIM.''
''But I just said everything right? How could I POSSIBLY guess everything you've asked? How could I guess a Salad flip-flop wearing prostitute stripper that works in a church, who's a big fan of 50 cent named Adrien?!''
''You're not the first one actually. Everyone messed up at his hair. That's because Adrien has no hair.''
''He's bald? You want to match me up with a bald guy? Might as well just fuck my dad.''
''Your dad is also bald.''
''Oh shit.''
''But no. He's not bald.''
''But he has no hair.''
She looks at her phone for a couple of seconds and shows me a picture.
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''Ah.'' I nod. ''That's him?''
''Duh.''
''He kinda looks like... Ethan. The baby man.''
''That's because they're twins.''
''YOU CLAWED YOUR COUSIN?!''
''Ah. SHUT UP. This chapter is almost over, and all we did was talk. The author has been gone over 3 weeks. Like chill.''
