Mackenzie and Madison are Taylor Swift and Shrek's children. You might think that's pretty cool until you don't know if your ''special-someone'' likes you for you, or for your dad.
Because let's be honest, when your dad is that much of a hot model...
I call my sister in frustration. She doesn't answer, I try again. It doesn't work, so I facetime her. She answers, but I notice her face is bloody, and bumpy. She looks worried, and happy.
''Um. Hey sis.'' She smiles.
''What THE FUCK happened to your FUCKING face!'' I screech.
''Oh. I had a fight.''
''Did you win?''
''...yes?''
''Good. You would've been a disgrace to our family if you lost.''
''Yeah well. Since were here, can I tell you that I was ther person who freed Gabrie-''
''IS THAT JOJO IN THE BACKGROUND?!'
''Wah?''
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''WORLD FAMOUS ASSASIN.''
''Ah.''
''I WANTED TO ENGAGE HER TO KILL JADE AND GABRIELLA!''
''Ah. I forgot about that.''
''Jojo? Can you?''
The little fennec fox smiled.
''How much?''
I shrug a bit scared.
''20?''
''20 dollars...? To kill someone...?'' My sister whispers to herself. ''She just killed someone for me free. That's insane!''
''No. I want something else then money.''
... Sex?
''No. Not sex...'' She facepalms. ''Unless-''
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''Okay. Then what?''
''A glass of water.''
I hesitate.
''And 600 000 dollars.''
''Oh then, that changes everything, come at my house in 2 and 37 seconds. I'll give you the information, and the money, and your glass of water."
