Stuff I've heard people say at my school

eh

Does this need much explainin?

-Are you happy to see your boyfriend?
- he's not my boyfriend
-yeah I think he's gay for Jake
-no I think he's gay for Zakar.

-I just came back for the bathroom and I swear to girls were doing it

-why does she have a condom behind her back??
-oh my god Maya she's trying to give him a used condom
-just why
- she used it to finger herself!
- why

-you suck Myakala
-I do not!
-okay, you spit, spitters are Quitters.
- *surprised gasp* Maya!

-imma call you Daddy Palm Tree from now on.
-oh?
RichTheLispyBoi I'm looking at you.

-I forgot my glasses at home
- four eyes, four eyes you need glasses to see!
-wait, Reign don't you also wear glasses?
-only people with glasses are allowed to insult people with glasses.

These are off the top of my head