Stuff I've heard people say at my school

bleh

Eh

*getting birthday licks which is basically punches*
-SHOEBERT
- did he just get in trouble for being punched?!
-its shoebert, he probably started it
-oh my god Ms. Khattabhi

-Maya stop abusing Jarvis
-but, its Jarvis
-then stop abusing Shoebert
-once again, its shoebert.

-but he fucked him so its awkward!
- *looks up concerned* um
- *awkward eye contact* don't ask Ocean.

-what are you two doing?
-drawing satanic symbols
- oh

- I saw a honey bun on Mr. Lester desk
- did you take it?
- what? Of course not
- imagine of you did and he got so angry and we wont be allowed to leave
- which one of you little shits took my honey bun?!
- no what if he was like which one of you fucking mistakes ate my shit? Nah you ain't leaving! Who ate it?!

- Mr. Lester is fighting that kid-
- nothing new
- he body slammed him.. Is that legal?
- probably not.

- so now we're doing assigned seats at lunch?
- yep
- I'm not returning to school
- Maya-
- nope.

-yo highschool isn't what I thought, its also a lot more gayer than people say
-no its not
- *looks up from drawing* I literally only know two straight people

-I'm here. I'm queer. I'm sorry.
-oh my god Maya that's a mood
-its the truth

-what the frick frack  patty wack is that?
- what the frick frack patty wack is that tic tac lookin ass?

-The unholy Trinity looks ready for the roller rink
-oh my god we look like were going skating-
-we are the 90's skating alley itself.
(The unholy Trinity at the top)

I got bored in class and made this and I haven't worked on any chapters I'm a disappointment. Change my mind, bet, you won't. *sips soup* :/