Stuff I've heard people say at my school

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Some of these aren't accurate and are me responding to weird shit.

- what's wrong with the new kid?
- he went he last year..
- and?
- he got expelled for masturbating in science class..
- wtf- are you serious?
- yes- he did it multiple times.. Once next to me!
- why is he here then?!

-oh my god the hell is happening?
- there was a fight in Ms. Sams class
- was it so bad that Mr. Lester had to leave the classroom?
- a girl broke and threw glass.
- how the hell-
- I get it's a science class but what the hell-

- I'm not scared of this impalompa.

- I once heard this kid say to Mr. Mills "Get away from me you gay ninja turtle!"

- how many months in a year?
- Seven!
- what?
- I was thinking of how many days in a week.

-slit your wrists Regina.
- Ms. Bourne!

-what if I raped a cat who I kidnapped and killed
- ... that's not sanitary.. *doesn't know what else to say*
- that's your concern, not the other part

- I've been married to her!
- well you either gotta divorce me or her!
- well fine were getting a divorce!
- what?! me?
- yes!

- *spasming on the table and making sex noises*
- SHOEBERT! Stop being a fucking disappointment!!

- *walks up to me* hey this is good.. *looking at my sketch book*
- oh thank you..
- can you draw me?
- if you pay me.
- shit no then.