Luke: You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong.
If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
Calum: I'm having a party at your ankles... should I invite your pants down?
Hey baby, I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now is U!
Sex is evil, Evil is sin, Sins are forgiven so stick it in.
Michael: Hey Baby, you want to come to my house and work on your math skills? We can add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply!
Don't sweat the petty things... pet the sweaty things!
Bbrrrr! My hands are cold. Can I stick them down your pants to warm them up?
Ashton: Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a taste?
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
Do you live on a Chicken farm? Cuz you sure know how to raise c*ck!!
First part to my preferences, what d'ya think, good or naah
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5sos Preferences/imagines
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