Subway Cars & Lonely Hearts

three/texts/

italics ~ elliot

bold ~ carter

saturday april 14th 8:52 am est

carter: good morning

carter: rise and shine

elliot: no

elliot: why are you awake before noon

elliot: are you aware that it's saturday?

elliot: it isn't even nine am

elliot: disgusting

carter: sorry for waking you up your majesty

carter: actually it's not even six am here in la

elliot: so are you're telling me that you're awake even earlier than me 

elliot: is this you trying to win me over

carter: is it working

elliot: no

carter: then absolutely not

elliot: i'm going back to sleep

elliot: i advise you to do the same

carter: i would if i could, believe me

carter: i've got places to go, people to see

elliot: me too

elliot: the place is called asleep

elliot: and the person is not you

carter: ouch

carter: i'm not going to take this personally

carter: i'm blaming all this hate on your lack of sleep

elliot: goodnight

carter: *goodmorning

elliot: go to sleep

carter: i'll sleep when i'm dead

elliot: i'll sleep then too

elliot: but also now

elliot: bye

carter: goodnight sleeping beauty