italics ~ elliot
bold ~ carter
friday may 4th 12:02 pm est
elliot: holy shit
elliot:i take back everything i said before about being bored
elliot: jean is rapping about betty white i'm going to cry
carter: i wish i was there
carter: this sounds incredible
elliot: oh it is, you're missing out
elliot: this is possibly the funniest thing i've ever seen
carter: she dropping some sick bars?
elliot: oh yeah
elliot: her name is betty white/ i'm surprised she still has her sight/ because she is super old/ and would proably die if she caught a cold
carter: put your hands in the air like you just don't care
elliot: i'm going to pee my pants my professor looks like someone just slashed his tires
elliot: he's shutting her down!
elliot: rip jean's grade
carter: jean deserves an a
carter: you got free entertainment
carter: and now you only have one presentation left until you're done!
carter: sidenote if anyone in your class recorded that please send it my way
elliot: aye aye captain
elliot: one left! please welcome kenzie to the stage
elliot: she will be presenting on... (drumroll please)
carter: drum noise
carter: drum noise drum drum
elliot: wow that was so great
elliot: anyone ever tell you you're a talented musician
carter: every single day
elliot: i'm sure
elliot: ok she's opening her presentation one sec
carter: the suspense is killing me
elliot: oof this guy has a dumb name
carter: what is it
elliot: carter
carter: oh
YOU ARE READING
Subway Cars & Lonely Hearts
Short Storyin which a college student accidentally leaves her journal on the subway and a hollywood star contacts the number inside.
