*as always, names changed*
*mom riding me about weight*
"How much do you weigh Susan?" (Not my name) -mom
"How much do YOU weigh Katy?" -me.
"At least I'm trying to loose weight" -mom
"At least I'm honest with myself." -me.
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KAMU SEDANG MEMBACA
Book of roasts.
HumorI (and others) decided that writing a book of roasts and comebacks would be a good idea. Want to submit one? Feel free to message me. I'll probably credit you too!