*you're smart enough to know what this means by now*
"Can you hand me that?"
"Do you have working arms?"
"Yeah?"
"Is it closer to you?"
"Yeah?"
"Then get it yourself or are you too ignorant?"
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Book of roasts.
HumorI (and others) decided that writing a book of roasts and comebacks would be a good idea. Want to submit one? Feel free to message me. I'll probably credit you too!