So I used to have a seminary sub that I hated. I absolutely did not like him.
This past semester (January-May) I had to leave seminary early to go to my school.
We had the sub one day and as I was getting ready to leave he stops his lesson and goes:
"You know you're going to hell because you don't go to *school* right?"
Me, without a second thought: "well I've seen you, so I know I'm already there." And I walked out to go to school.
PS: when my seminary teacher found out about this he laughed and high-fived me.
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Book of roasts.
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