My teacher has a stuffed bear named Rosco. There's this kid who kept punching Rosco, so I came and moved him by me.
The kid pretended to fire a slingshot at the bear and my teacher goes "hey you hear that?" And we all stop and hear nothing. "That's the sound of your grade dropping." She said.
YOU ARE READING
Book of roasts.
HumorI (and others) decided that writing a book of roasts and comebacks would be a good idea. Want to submit one? Feel free to message me. I'll probably credit you too!
