Natsu: Luce...if I split cleaning stuffs in your kitchen would it still be a mess?
Lucy: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SPILL NATSU DRAGNEEL!?!?!?!
Natsu: Cleaning stuff? I dont know!
Lucy: *growl* HOW DID YOU SPILL IT!?!? Clean. It. Up. Now.
Natsu: W-well y'see Happy dropped a fish and one thing lead to another...
Lucy: Just clean it up, and GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!
Natsu: Fine. But I don't see why I gotta leave.
Lucy: That does it! I'm getting Erza!
Natsu: WAIT!! I'LL CLEAN UP!!! Just pllleeeaaasssse don't get Erza!!!
Lucy: And you'll leave...?
Natsu: A-Aye!
Lucy: Good.
Word count: 105
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Fairy Tail Oneshots
FanfictionThis'll be one shots of Jerza, Nalu, Gruvia, Gajevy, Rowin, Stingyu, and possibly some Miraxus, and Elfgreen Also (probably mostly) random texts and scenarios I started writing this sometime in September 2017 Published on December 14, 2017 I don'...