Who tf are you? -nmjn- [ended, not edited]

Six

//i haven't updated this in a while.......mianhae///

Jinnie: hEy

JoonBoi: hello

Jinnie: y u talkin so formall6354(5:(:(/,:;(:?:;;243:/,

JoonBoi: Jin are you drunk

Jinnie: whhAAAATTT meee??? NoT aT ALL.

JoonBoi: what did you fucking drink

Jinnie: i just had 2 bottles of whiskwy

JoonBoi: goddammit jin

Jinnie: sowwyyyy

JoonBoi: its fine just get an uber home

Jinnie: jinhyung dont like uberrr theh meAn

JoonBoi: since when did you call yourself jinhyung

Jinnie: bc not drunk jin is old man

JoonBoi: then what are you

Jinnie: a butterflyyyy

JoonBoi: jin you are not a butterfly

Jinnie: but yyyyyyyyyyyyyy

JoonBoi: bc you are a human

Jinnie: namjoonie is mean like uber man

JoonBoi: jin i am not a uber driver

Jinnie: but u are mean as 1 tho

JoonBoi: okok ok ok im sorry jin

Jinnie: jin forgives u

JoonBoi: now jin go home

Jinnie: but home is very farrr

JoonBoi: do you want me to pick you up
Namjoon couldn't belive he sentthat message

Jinnie: yeeeeeeeeeee

JoonBoi: send me your location

Jinnie: Bangtan Bar, 213 bulletproof road

JoonBoi: ok stay there im coming

After about 15 minutes later Namjoon finally pulled up to bangtan bar. Walking out of his car, he could smell the bitter scent of alcohol and sweat. Pushing his way through the crowd, Namjoon was met with a horribly dancing Jin. Namjoon hoisted Jin off the floor, and carried him to his car bridal style.
"oh hey joonie" jin slurred

"hello jin"

"you're not a mean uber driver right?"

"of course not."
Namjoon sighed at jins drunkness
"ok jin so where is your house?"

"3456 s-s-strengthhold lane"
//an: idk what the street name even is//

"whew thats like 10 minutes from here."

The car ride was silent besides Jin mumble-singing bigbang songs. Namjoon pulled up to Jin's surprisingly giant house and digged in Jin's pocket for the keys. Finally finding the keys he opened the door and dragged Jin inside.
"jin where's your room?"

"first door on your left" Jin mumbled half asleep

Namjoon opened the door to his room and gently laid him down. About to walk out the door, Jin walked up to him and wrapped his arms around his neck.

"Jinnie needs goodnight kisses!!"

"If i kissed you sober jin will be mad"

"but sober jin looooves you"

Namjoon was shook.

"jin how do you know this"

"he told youngjae about it several times"

"really?"

"yes now i want kissy"
Jin leaned onto the shocked human and kissed him for a good 5 seconds.

"ok night night joon" jin said before collapsing on his bed.

Namjoon speed-walked to the car witn a blush painted on his cheeks.

"i think im falling for that guy."