Who tf are you? -nmjn- [ended, not edited]

Quinze

Jinnie: joon

Jinnie: joon

Jinnie: jOON

Jinnie: rAp mOnSTER

joonboi: what thE fUcK dO yOu wAnT

Jinnie: irene is a hoe

joonboi: we been knew

joonboi is calling....
Accept...
Decline..

"bitch spill"

"*deep inhale*"
"aIGHT sO this bITCH hAd the AUDACITY tO fUcKinG aTTemPt tO dAte my fINE ASS"

"and..?"

"aNd fUckING jUnG hHOE-SUCK wAs thEre hIDING beHinD a cOUCH"

"*wheeze* and you had the audacity to call hoseok *inhale* hOESUCK"

"becAuSe hEs a hOE"

"yOur a hOE"

"i feEl hARASSED"

"sUck iT"

"im good you pERVERT"
"now if you eXCUSE ME im gonna go take a nAp"

"i gotcha, spilling the tea can be tiring"

"aIGHT bYe"

Jin hung up and made sure to block Irene and contact her 'boss' before getting his "beauty sleep"

Would you like to block "stylstnna"?

Yes
No

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Meanwhile Namjoon was writing a long ass email to his manager about Irene. Although he has only typed 6 sentences, he still felt proud of himself. And being the prick he is, he called Irene.

"Hello, Irene speaking"

"you little shit"

"namjoon?"

"You know my damn name. And now its time for YOU to know. You'll be fired soon."

"Joon we went over this; fire me and I'll tell your manager you gay"

"Well you see my manager got married a few months ago to a GUY"

"what h-ho-"

"save it for later, goodbye"

He hung up slamming his phone on his couch and screaming "TAKE THAT HOE" He danced around for a good 5 minutes before getting back to writing his email.

"life is good"