Who tf are you? -nmjn- [ended, not edited]

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Conversation between stylist noona and jin.

*Today 6:42pm*
stylstnna: Hello SeokJin!

Jin: hello noona! Please just call me Jin.

stylstnna: Ah yes you may call me Irene

Jin: So I emailed the designs to you last night, did you get them?

stylstnna: Yes i did i was thinking we could talk them over sometime tomorrow

Jin: Sounds good to me, what time

stylstnna: I say around 1, at the Red Velvet cafe.

Jin: wonderful i will see you there Irene!

stylstnna: see you too jin-ah!

Conversation between Jin and Namjoon
*Today 6:57pm*
joonboi: hEy bRo

Jinnie: did you just "bro" me?

joonboi: yeA bRo wHaTcHa gOn dO aBoUt iT hUh¿

Jinnie: mY mOm wiLL cAlL yOuR mOm

joonboi: pLz nO i hAvE A cHiLd tO fEEd

Jinnie: ok we should stop.

joonboi: good idea

joonboi: anyway do you wanna go somewhere after lunch?

Jinnie: ah sorry i have a meeting around that time.

joonboi: oh its fine

Jinnie: you sure?

joonboi: yea its ok

joonboi: who do you have the meeting with

Jinnie: your stylist who's name i think is irene

joonboi: alright be careful around her

Jinnie: why so?

joonboi: she has ......... problems.

Jinnie: she seems completely normal to me

joonboi: just promise me not to get to close to her

Jinnie: uhm ok

joonboi: I'll explain it all later

Jinnie: fine fine

Jinnie: well i have to go to a conference call

joonboi: aight bye...

coversation between yoongi and namjoon.
*Today 7:19pm*
Rapjoon: bro we got a problem

yoongo: the pills that make your dick longer not work?

Rapjoon: no its about my stylist

yoongo: that irene bitch?

Rapjoon: yea her, i feel like she might get to close with jin

yoongo: possessive much?

Rapjoon: oh cmon you know how she seduced my manager to get hired

yoongo: tru that

yoongo: why cant you fire her tho

Rapjoon: believe me ive tried

yoongo: the fuckin try again

Rapjoon: bitch its not that easy

yoongo: how so

Rapjoon: that mf will fuck,blackmail, and/or harass anyone to get what wants

Rapjoon: she once said she'll reveal to my manager that im gay if i try to fire her

yoongo: holy shit

Rapjoon: shes insane

yoongo: well this bitch needs some sleep

yoongo: but i say tell jin everything that you told me before its too late

Rapjoon: aight thanks

Rapjoon: go choke in your sleep

yoongo: shove a dildo down your throat