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Olimar: is that true
Me:let me spell it. H. A. P. P. I. E. NESS
Ness: who said meh name
Me: you can't spell happiness without you name*looks at Ness*
Ness:*takes another look at the word* towards be here with dedede. But I don't know kirbs
Morpho: can't spell what without who?
Me:*looks at Morpho* you can't spell happiness without NESS
No pun intended folks :)

Dedede/bandana: we're here 696969withknuckles
Me: n o i c e
Bandana: where's kirby
Me: he's right back at ya
Pun still not intended folks :D

Nana:*came towards me with popo* we ain'tz late?
Me: by 1.1 minutes
Popo: SH(bleep)T
Me:*whispers to Popo dedede was like a minute and 15 seconds late
Popo:*chuckles and gives me a small cuddle*
Me:*pats popo's hood/head*
Nana: we heard you stupid/hilarious puns you made out of nowhere
Me:*says "I'm a tumor" 3 times*
Bandana:*says I'm Mary Poppins y'all*
Me:*takes out the pikmin from last chapter*
Olimar:*heard the pikmin and came towards me*then gives me a hug from behind*
Me: yes, I blessed it
Olimar: you know who's missing?
Me: huh
Olimar: Meta, Marx, sword, and galacta
Me: hella true
Sword: u wot m8
Bandana: I'M MARY POPPINS Y'ALL
Me: Mario's gonna put this hammer in your (bleep)*ass*
Morpho: I CAN SUMMON THE DEVIL HIMSELF
Me:*yells cause why not* OH MY GOD!!! SONIC'S T POSING
Mario/Luigi: WHAT AND WHERE?!?!?!!!!??!??
Me:*whispers to olimar* I wanna see a pikmin t pose*then signals him to tell Ness*
Olimar:*whispers to Ness* wanna see a pikmin t pose*turns to me while I'm giving another signal towards the ice climbers*
Olimar:*whispers the to ice climbers* wanna see a pikmin t pose
Nana:*whispers back to olimar* you know we aren't high
Popo: that's a yes

Me: LET THE PARTYZ BEGIN

Random narrator: pikmins are doing a sexy t pose seance (I think that's how it's spelled. I DON'T KNOW)
Me: this is......
Olimar: is?
Me: HELLA DANK

Random narrator: all of a sudden olimar and 696969withknuckles are making out
Me/olimar: ARE YOU F(bleep)ING HIGH?!? WE AIN'T READY FOR SOMETHING GAY!!! SERIOUSLY! WHAT THE FRICK DUDE!?!?!?!?
Villager:*Kermit's voice* I love killing, I love murder
Me:*points to the random narrator* go at em' villager
Villager: BLOOD
Olimar: ......
Me: you okay
Ness: dafq happened?
Me: our soon-to-be-dead narrator said "all of a sudden olimar and 696969withknuckles are making out". Then me and olimar both got up at him now villager's killing him with his axe, oh yeah. Our narrator is male
Ness: •_•
Me: ikr
Toon link:*came out of nowhere* why is villager killing that guy?
Me: that 'guy' was our narrator toons. And villager's killing him cause he screwed up by saying: "all of a sudden, olimar and 696969withknuckles are making out" then we got up at him and we let villager kill em'anyways. Toons: ...........
Ness: I'm just gonna find dedede
Me: we need a new narrator

*Boom. A new narrator comes out of the clouds*

Olimar: problem solved
Me: y e e

New narrator: so what'd I have to do master?
Me: I'm 696969withknuckles
Narrator: whoops, my bad
Ness:*whispers to me* can we say it now
Me:*whispers back* 1st we need sword knight
Sword: wot m8?
Me: me and Ness need ya for something funny.
Sword: the you can't spell happiness without ness thing y'all talkin' about
Me: y e s m y c h i l d
Olimar: g o o d j o b
Bandana: I M M A R Y P O P P I N S Y A L L
All of us (what a surprise): YOU CAN'T SPELL HAPPINESS WITHOUT OUR BOI NESS
Ness: I f e e l b l e s s e d
Dedede: g o o d j o b s c r u b

Narrator: then they all kissed Kevin and got super pregnant.

The end

Morpho: we are all Mary Poppins y'all

Olimar: we only have a low amount of our randomness, sorry readers

Morpho: he's right. We're low on randomness level
Me: we're on a level 3.8 and that's hella low

Ness: well, the 1st video is a t pose meme