random short story starring: samus

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Samus: god damnit

I'mma have to censor that

Samus: what's the story

Here goes

Samus: you

*Whispers* now Metroid

Metroid:*does the big gay dance*

Samus: u must be high

Next up is..............
*Spins dat random wheel*

Pit

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