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Olimar: why does the flag look like a (bleep)s?
Me: you're everyone's pikmin savior
Olimar: shad ap*while blushing*
Me: well it's true
Ness: can this chapter be short pls
Me: I'll try to make as short as I could
Ness: thanks 696969withknuckles
Me: anytime Ness
Alph: I  a m  a  s u p a h  
s t a r   w a r r i o r
Me: you stole dedede's line
Olimar: we always do that
Me: I'm just playing
Morpho: sup scrubs
Ice climbers: I heard this chapter's supposed to be short
Meta: HAPPY EARLY 4TH OF JULY
Me: I ALMOST FORGOT
Meta: SWORD! Bring him in
Sword: got it meta

Narrator: so sword knight brought blade knight in the wherever we are

Blade: hell no you can't go to the bathroom! You know where you can go? The (bleep) to sleep

Sword: sorry 6969, blade's been reading it too much
Meta: I'mma go watch some SML
Ness: this noice
Ice climbers: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG UPLOADED TODAY
Me: I SAW IT *LAUGHING*

Popo: can I show you a video?
Me: sure you can
Popo: can you pick me up
Me: d'awww, too cute. And sure*picks up popo*
Popo: here's the video

Me:*slurps,clicks* noice. I got a video to show ya too*finds the video*

Olimar: can I show you something 696969withknuckie-chan
Me: why not pikmin savior
Olimar:*blushes at the nickname*

Ness: P K    F L A S H

Me: o k a y
Marx:*came out of frickin nowhere* I thought what we had was SPECIAL
Olimar: U WOT M8
Me: why can't we be....*takes phone out*

Olimar:*starts t posing* I  f i g h t  4  m y f r i e n d sMarx: why did I come this chapterOlimar: you wanted to see 696969withknickie-chanMe:*laughs at/with olimar*Olimar: wanna see something dank?Me: why-Olimar:*takes phone out* here

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Olimar:*starts t posing*
I  f i g h t  4  m y f r i e n d s
Marx: why did I come this chapter
Olimar: you wanted to see 696969withknickie-chan
Me:*laughs at/with olimar*
Olimar: wanna see something dank?
Me: why-
Olimar:*takes phone out* here

Olimar:*starts t posing* I  f i g h t  4  m y f r i e n d sMarx: why did I come this chapterOlimar: you wanted to see 696969withknickie-chanMe:*laughs at/with olimar*Olimar: wanna see something dank?Me: why-Olimar:*takes phone out* here

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Me: an expand dong meme? -_-
Olimar: yee
Ness: is this chapter about done

Me: yee

Morpho: that was fun now, olimar do the Horner's

Olimar: now it's time for the random bonus videos

Me: we only have 3 videos

Ness: 1st is R64: Mario's boat trip

Alph: next we have dedede got buff

Ice climbers: DON'T STOP! A CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS SHORT


Me: that's about it today
All of us: SEE YA NEXT CHAPTER


Morpho: to be continued
Bandana dee: see y'all in part 2

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