My book of complete randomness

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Ness:*trying to hold his laughter* why 696969
Me: did you read the title
Ness:*read the title* I understand now
Olimar:*couldn't help but laugh* dear God, is that supposed to be Bayonetta?
Me: yes.
Alph: wut the fucc is going on
Me: read the title
Alph:*read the title* wow! I now understand
Olimar: doesn't everyone
Me: yes
Ness:*laughing* I now understand you 696969
Olimar:*laughing with Ness* I can agree, but why 60-chan?
Me: cause
Ice climbers: wut the fucc
Me: read the title
Nana: same with me
Popo: Y E We
Me: why? Just why?
Popo: we read the title. You're not the only one
Me:*picks up popo* I feel blessed little ice climber
Popo: I feel blessed
Nana: 696969! Toon link and Lucas are here
Me/Popo: shet
Lucas: I've seen it all
Me:*trying not to laugh*
Popo: pls put me down
Me: sure
Popo: thanks
Olimar:*wants to be picked up*
Me:*sighs* okay pikmin savior
Olimar: YEET
Me: Y E E T

Morpho: LETTER E
Megaman:*T posing* YEET
Olimar: I can look at this all day
Dedede: LETTER E!!!!!!!
Robin/Corrin: someone say......... E?
All of us: YEET

Toon link: I'm outta here
Me: dear god
Olimar: I was just gonna say that
Dedede: the E is too much for mE
Alph: it's beautiful
Ness: a masterpiece
Me: god damnit dedede
Dedede: you bolded and capitalized the E
Olimar: why god? Why?
Me: who knows pikmin savior
Alph: what's your favorite letter
All of us: E
Alph: called it
Me: I call E

Corrin: it's time you scrubs
Me: y EE
Olimar: yeah. For our inner randomness to emerge
Me: I agree olimar
Nana: toon link left cause no one could resist how beautiful the letter E is
Me: that's right nana
Popo: my sister has been blessed
Me: noice
Robin: it's time 696969
Me: noice
Megaman: you know we want to
Me: go ahead

Megaman:

Dedede: I want to. And in not sorry

Corrin:

Ice climbers:

Me: I  s e e  E V E R Y T H I N G

Olimar: good for us and we'll see ya all next chapter
Robin: bai