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Author: Oh god this is gonna be an explosion of destruction and just absolute chaos everyone get down its about to get real shitty.

Peggy: I'm scared

John: Alex is gonna explode *ducks behind a random table in hopes of protection*

Burr: We're all go a die

Eliza: the end is near

Angelica: gOD hAVE mERCY

Author: Hey, I thought I made you all neutral in religion to suit the audience

Angelica: you did, I'm just hoping someone out there can save me

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Alex: STEP THE FUCK UP, JEFFERSON

Jeff: YOU WANNA GO, BRO

Alex: YEAH, LET'S FIGHT

Jeff: OKAY

Author: guys I promised a good show, get along.

Alex: But, what's the pay?

Jeff: yeah, what's in it for us?

Author: I'll give you some cookies and I'll force everyone to comment you some cookies 🍪🍪 (comment cookies for good performance)

Alex: I CAN'T SAY NO TO THIS

Jeff: yeh just like you didn't say no to Maria

Maria: I'm right fucking here

Jeff: oh sorry. no I'm not I lied.

Alex: *facepalm*

Author: GUYS. JUST GO.

Alex: fine. ugh. *air hugs Jeff* is that enough? I'm sure that was more than enough.

Author: GUYS I'M DESPERATE FOR VIEWS. I'LL DO WHAT I NEED TO. *shoves them into a hug* NOW, STAY.

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Jeff: ...

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Alex: soooo....

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Jeff: WE SHOULD'VE HELPED FRANCE

Alex: MOTHER FUCKER-

Author: CUT THE CAMERAS CUT THE CAMERAS-

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Author: please donate cookies for my mental health

NEXT UP: MAURENS

John: oh god

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