Thaurens (modern)

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Author: Oh I wonder how this will turn out-

Alex: EXSQUEEZE ME?! MY BEST FRIEND WITH MY WORST ENEMY?! WTF-

John: Chill out, dude.

Alex: isnsiwnsk *explodes*

Author: to revive Alex, please donate these: 🍨🍨🍨

Thomas: ok now that he's out of the way, we can actually fucking talk

John: I know right. I mean, he's my best friend and all but he never shuts the fuck up

Thomas: Relatable

John: so. Wanna argue about politics?

Thomas: I mean... what do ya got?

John: .... SPHINX CATS ARE ANGELS--

Thomas: THEY ARE uGLY aS FUCK--

Author: THOMAS. HIW DARE U DISRESPECT THE BEAUTIFUL AND CUTE FURLESS BEANS

Thomas: ITS THE TRUTH

John: SHUT THE fUCK-

Thomas: *takes his previous tumblr powers and gathers all Thaurens shippers and ThROwS THEM-* (if u ship Thaurens tag yourself and others who ship Thaurens to strengthen Thomas' tumblr powers)

John: O O F *is now glued to Thomas because of his tumblr powers*

Thomas: well shit-

John: uh... do you... know how to undo this?

Thomas: I think that the only way to do that is by summoning an even stronger shipper for another ship with us in it. (If u ship a different ship with Thomas or John in it, express it in the comments)

John: fuck.

Author: welp. You guys are stuck together now. The power of the fandom is sTRonG.

John: someone please help. Oh, and remember, AK's cat loves you.

Thomas: THEIR CAT HAS FUR--

John and Author: SHIT THE FUCK UP THOMAS

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