"OI YOON ASS", I yelled at the top of my scrotum, trying to wake up the sleeping crackhead. Slowly, he sat up, like a mutilated zombie rising from his grave, trust me, he looks like one.
"Wgaht do you wagnt y/nnnnn" he mumbled, scratching his head vigorously because he probably has nits or a fucking tarantula growing in his hair.
I'm the worst at keeping secrets, so I figured I'd tell him the truth...
"Yoonbum.."
"What"
"I......"
"What????"
"I wanna suck your...."
"Hurry up, I wanna get outta here and suck sangwoos-"
"Dick..!", we both said in wonderful unison.
Yoonbum sat up, astounded.
"Really?" he replied, his face disappearing into the void and then coming back again after realising the contents of the void were not actually that exciting.
"But," he carried on, "won't all this be incest and possibly definitely illegal?"
I looked at him dead in the eyes, "you've killed like three people,"
The snazzy lad with a deliciously scraggly scalp remembered, "oPpS Xd HehE"
Plus," I continued, "this fanfiction is in no way serious, so no one really cares. Besides, whoever wrote this is probably on drugs or just really fucking strange..."
Radiating big dick energy, I backflipped into the sky and prepared myself for whatever the fuck happens in the next chapter oh god oh golly gee periwinkle.
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✨Adopted by Sangwoo✨
RomanceA story of when a girl is adopted by sangwoo (the reader) Things get spicy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) wow about 3 or 4 years ago i was dared to write this absolute masterpiece i do not regret it e n j o y : )
