Thomas -
Thomas: good day sir and ma'am.
Dad: Y/N? Who is this guy?
You: this is Thomas. My boyfriend.
Mom: He's polite and very well shaped.
Dad: we'll see about that, son.
Newt -
Newt: Hello Sir and Ma'am.
Y/N: Mom, Dad, this is Newt, my boyfriend.
Dad: He seems in really good shape.
Mom: I think he's perfect for Y/N.
Newt : thank you ma'am.
Dad: take care of my daughter while you guys go to the movies!
You: Thanks Dad.
Minho:
Minho: G'day mate!
Dad: who is this dude you brought?
You: he's my boyfriend. Minho.
Dad: are you sure he's not using you for sex?
You: DAD!!!
Minho: I'm pretty sure I'm not. Because I love her.
Dad: Y/N. If he does anything funny. Spray him with this. *hands you pepper spray*
You: Dad! I can't spray him with your weird pepper spray! I love him too much!
Dad: Well then I'll have to spray him myself!
You: DAD! No!
Gally -
You: Dad! My boyfriend's here!
Dad: How old are you?!
Gally: sir, I am 19.
Dad: You seem like 35....
You: Dad stop checking him!
Dad: I need you passport for proof.
Gally: *shows passport*
Dad: this is all a lie...
You: Dad! I love him. We're going out now. I just wanted to help Gally drop off a cake he made for you guys.
*hands cake*
Dad: this seems delicious.... well. Good day. And I surely will not be upstairs gobbling this cake up.
