Some would say that most of music's biggest legends have already passed onto the other side.
That may be true, but they refuse to forfeit their relevance without a fight.
The Dead Legends Club (DLC) consists of some of the finest members of the mus...
The DLC is chilling in Prince's heavenly mansion, minding their own business when the doors slam open and Joe Jackson comes barging in, looking for his son Michael.
Joe: *busts the door open and walks in* WHAT UP BITCHES where's my pale ass son?
Michael: *hides behind the couch and speaks in a deep voice* He just took the first flight out of Cuba
Lisa: or he's behind the couch trying to make his voice deep. Bitch you ain't pac.
Joe: bitch we're not allowed in GET OVER HERE
Michael: *smacks her in the head and peeks out from behind the couch* Hi Joe 😌
Lisa: touch me again, I'll make sure you only see black and white.
Selena: todos ustedes huelen a mayonesa
Prince: *walks downstairs* Shut up bitch no one knows what the hell you're saying
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Selena: ☹️
Joe: Michael you stupid pale dick why you hiding?
Michael: I know you got that stick hiding behind your back
XXXTentacion: *poofs next to Lisa* CLOUT
God: *from up above* CHLAMYDIA
Lisa: *jumps* what the fuck..
Joe: Bitch the hell who is that?
Aaliyah: his name is XxxExtenstion
XXXTentacion: ...it's XXXtentacion
Jesus: *floats in* wassup dudes. Don't mind me just doing a head count 1,2,- THANKS FOR COMING *walks back out*
Lisa: he talking like we here on purpose, this isn't a vacation!
Prince: *sits on the couch next to Lisa* We of all people don't belong up here
Joe: heaven stank like stale pussy
XXXTentacion: *plops next to prince* I had shit to do man
Lisa: WHO IS THIS MOTHERLESS CHILD
Prince: Speaking of people who don't belong, why is Raini Rodriguez still in my house?
Joe: I don't know an XXXtesticles
XXXTentacion: I'm just gonna go outside.
Lisa: You're in heaven.. Everywhere is outside
Michael: *sits on the edge of the couch* Extension just got here like you, father. We're still showing him the ropes
