Chapter Three: Not Again

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XXXTentacion returns to his heavenly mansion to find that the doors are locked and the DLC is making themselves at home inside.

X: OPEN THE DAMN- *grabs a rock and throws it through the window*

Michael: *cooking chicken inside*

X: *climbs through the window* AHEM

Michael: *screams and throws a pan at him* INTRUDER

Joe: *eating chips* what was that? WE'RE GETTING ROBBED?

Joe: MICHAEL YOU DUMB CUNT SLUT it's XXXtesticles

X: *grabs the pan and bends it* WHO LET YALL IN

X: *grabs the pan and bends it* WHO LET YALL IN

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Lisa: did you just break the window?

Whitney: *takes Joe's bag of chips* Hey zaddy

Joe: bitch did you just touch my chips?! WHERE MY STICK

Prince: *comes downstairs* The hell is going in my house?

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Prince: *comes downstairs* The hell is going in my house?

X: THIS IS MY HOUSE WHY ARE YALL IN IT

Lisa: we got evicted

Prince: *lays down on the couch* my house disappeared so now we're here, hope you don't mind 😌

Joe: THIS OUR HOUSE NOW

Selena: you don't have salsa 😒

Prince: Get your own fucking salsa Raini

X: yall..better not have gone in my room

Lisa: well

Prince: Oh.. About that

 About that

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