The gang decides to schedule a triple date with Jesus in hopes of persuading him to give everyone their houses back.
Aaliyah: Wusspoppin fellow dead people
Prince: Let's get this over with, I want my damn house back
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X: *slumped in his chair* Why am I here?
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Aaliyah: It's a date-
Selena: *walks in with Jesus* We're here bitches! Let's get our houses ba- I mean have a good time!
X: I didn't agree to this..
Prince: It was a unanimous decision, shut up testicles
Jesus: I regret letting y'all in here
Lisa: I should burn down your mansion bitch
Selena: Be nice for once Jesus, I'm getting tired of the passive aggressive attitude 😒
Jesus: I'm sorry who are you again?
X: Your girlfriend?
Prince: Your hoe?
Lisa: Your jumpoff?
Selena: *turns to Jesus* Follar a tu lechuga PUTA
Jesus: I don't speak slow
Selena: *throws guacamole at him* BUM BITCH
Jesus: Hell is an option for you
X: So much for getting our houses back
Prince: Can we order our food and get this shit over with already?
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The Dead Legends Club
FanfictionSome would say that most of music's biggest legends have already passed onto the other side. That may be true, but they refuse to forfeit their relevance without a fight. The Dead Legends Club (DLC) consists of some of the finest members of the mus...
