Some would say that most of music's biggest legends have already passed onto the other side.
That may be true, but they refuse to forfeit their relevance without a fight.
The Dead Legends Club (DLC) consists of some of the finest members of the mus...
XXXTentacion takes a trip to Jesus's office to discuss his time in heaven as well as the future that beholds him.
*XXXTentacion Arrives at jesus' office*
Jesus: *dancing with Bob Marley*
Bob: NO WOMAN NO CRY
XXXTentacion: um.. Jesus?
Jesus: SING IT BOBBY
XXXTentacion: JESUS
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Jesus: NOO WOMAN NO CRY
XXXTentacion: *sighs* CLOUT!
Jesus: *stops* CHLAMYDIA- oh hi X
XXXTentacion: lord, now that I'm in heaven I go by Jahseh, I'm leaving my past behind
Jesus: right... Bob maybe next time, he's new here.
Bob: no problem mon, he a Rasta just like mi, show him de-
Jesus: so next Wednesday?
Bob: I- sure *walks out*
Jesus: so what can I do for you X
XXXTentacion: It's Jahseh sir..
Jesus: right, so how's your house X? Now that your friends have moved in?
XXXTentacion: I- OH I LOVE IT IT'S EVERYTHING DREAMED OF
Jesus: yeah I know I saw you humping the door
XXXTentacion: sorry about that- wait friends?
Jesus: *turns on the screens around the room showing X house* you know prince, and them.
XXXTentacion: WHAT THE HE-
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Jesus: Looks like they all got evicted and chose to move in with you..except Michael he's just lonely.
XXXTentacion: but-
Jesus: oop look at the time, it's up!
XXXTentacion: but-
Jesus: welcome to heaven. Try not to get kicked out okay kid?
XXXTentacion: but-
Jesus: oh and tell Selena she owes me my damn money for ordering 12 cans of salsa on our date.
XXXTentacion: BUT I NEED TO-
*X gets poofed out and giant locks appear on the door*
XXXTentacion: talk to you.. later *shakes head and walks home* I love how these old motherfuckers just invite themselves to my hou- *tries opening the door but it won't open* WHAT THE HELL
