81) look at someone through a window or any type of glass and say "wow I'm ugly"
82)buy bird seed and ask how long before the birds start growing
83)find a desk and sit behind it, when people walk by ask "do you have a appointment?"
84) print out a picture of a common looking person on a "wanted" sign and go up to people and say " Is this you?! If so... Can I get an autograph!"
85) put vanilla pudding in mayo jar, then eat it around people
86) get a shirt that says "life" and guard the lemons and when someone wants one shout "you don't deserve them!!"
87) do weird shit and when people confront you Gasp and say "you can see me!?" Or "your not suppose to see me. Please go away so I can finish my mission"
88) hold up your ID and about "have you seen this man!"
88) convince people your there future husband/wife
89) be dramatic when you go to the books and they "actually have the one your looking for"
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I'm not dead. Just haven't been to Walmart for a while.
