90) stare at someone for a very long time and when they confront you, say they look like your dead fiance/best friend lean forward and whisper "Delilah?"
91) "I love that band/movie" as you point at one of those Walmart ads they have on the side of Walmart aisles
93) assume every stranger is out to get you
94) realize it's a very good time to practice your opera singing in the middle of Walmart checkout
95) beatboxing,
96) go to the bike section and get excited that they have the same model as you
97) absolutely ask everyone if they work there and if they can help you
98) say you lost your mom, dad, or grandparent and if they offer to help say "last place I saw them was the Denny's across the street" be funnier if there wasn't a dennys across the street
99) every time someone cusses scream that there demonetizing your video.
100) every time there is an ad on those TVs in the electronics, look at the person next to you and ask if that's them on the screen
